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Detective Samoyeds
Minister Cui, you've got good taste!
Please take a look.
This is the greatest treasure of my shop.
This is...
In this jewelry box
*Period between 371 and 372 A.D, over two hundred years before the time of the current emperor here. lies the treasures from the Xian'an era* of the Eastern Jin-dynasty.
Such treasure handed down for so many ages is hard to come by.
Minister Cui, take a look.
This is indeed a beauty, it's a gem!
An ominous thing...
A bad omen!
An ominous thing, a bad omen!
These antiques were infected with the energy of the dead for years.
An avenging spirit that possesses them is difficult to dispel!
It's a truly ominous thing!
You...!
If the avenging spirit awakes, it will kill all the people who do evil!
Get out of here! Get lost!
Get out of here!
You! Leave, hurry up!
My shop does not welcome a swindler like you!
Go!
Don't think anything of it.
Let me put this back for you.
Minister Cui.
You see, this nanmu wood box is also an ancient item.
We heard you talk about it nonstop,
but we haven't seen the real thing yet!
Minister Cui,
I have also collected a few items of the Wei and Jin dynasties.
Minister Cui, the two guys here can't wait to see it.
Please be patient.
Everyone, please be patient.
I wonder why he is keeping us guessing.
Let's have a good look at that thing.
Let's see what kind of treasure it is.
Everyone, don't forget to breath once you see it.
Open it, open it.
Who is it?
It's me, Wang Ren.
Just a second, please, everyone.
It's taking all the fun out of it.
Master.
Master, I saw it!
Let's do it without him, let's open it.
It was your second wife.
Okay, I got it!
Go, go, go.
Okay.
Help! Help!
Master! Master! What happened?
Master! What's the matter?
Master!
Avenging Spirits of the Ancient Jewelries
Minister Cui,
you are saying that this jewelry box
killed the three of them?
Yes! I saw it with my own eyes!
These jewelries flew out of it
and killed them!
This jewelry box can let jewelries fly out of it?
Yes.
Don't touch it!
It... it's evil!
This box is possessed by an avenging spirit!
What avenging spirit?
There must be some kind of mechanics in here.
It feels light in the hand, the structure looks simplistic.
It can let jewelries fly out of it?
Could there really be... ghosts?
Did they make the jewelry fly out?
Little Sa! Little Sa! Little Sa!
Little Sa! Sa! Sa!
Okay, that's enough, get down!
I'm pretty sure about the cause of death.
The censor, Mr. Zhao, died from suffocation,
The Vice Minister and the scholar died from excessive blood loss.
As for their fatal wound,
it's like we see it.
This hairpin is still left!
This hairpin must have been meant to kill me!
This must be from the Xian'an era or even earlier.
Minister Cui,
do you know about the background of this jewelry box?
And why did you buy it?
Why did you buy it in the shop Shiyixuan?
Don't... Don't ask me anything!
I don't know anything!
We won't ask, we won't ask.
Since you are so scared,
this golden hairpin
and this jewelry box,
I'll hold on to it for you.
Samo Duoluo!
Let him take it away!
Let him take it away immediately!
I'm taking it.
I'm leaving with it, don't be scared.
Chancellor Li,
I really don't know where this jewelry box came from.
I'm just selling some ordinary antiques
to earn a living.
I only told Minister Cui
that those are antiques from the Xian'an era.
Every antique dealer would say something like this.
I really don't know anything else.
Who sold it to you?
I'm truly sorry,
there is too much stuff in my store, it became more and more chaotic,
I can't remember.
Where were you on the 15th between 7 to 9 p.m?
I was here taking stock.
Who can testify for you?
It was late,
my assistants have gone home already.
Even though no one can testify, but I was really here taking stock!
Mr. Feng, don't think we wouldn't know just because we aren't businessmen.
Who takes stock in the middle of the month?
He's coming with us.
Yes, sir.
Sir! Sir!
I'm innocent!
I'm innocent! Sir!
How could you let someone else leave with the golden hairpin?
Don't mention that thing.
What avenging spirit, what ghosts?
You want to kill me? It won't be that easy!
Where are you going?
I have a date with a few friends.
Did you forget? You promised me I could go.
Stop!
I spoiled you far too much!
How can I agree to you going out?
Your damn jewelry box
almost took my life!
How can you be in the mood to go out playing?
You...!
Do you even still have respect for me?
You can't blame it on me
if you run into an avenging spirit.
You little bitch, you have no respect for me!
Don't think I don't know it!
I treat you from the bottom of my heart,
not so you can lie to me and deceive me!
Don't go too far!
Or I'll kill you!
Mrs. Cui.
Did you hear any noises last night?
He was sleeping right beside you, didn't you hear him struggling?
What did Minister Cui have for dinner?
It's not my place to know.
He had dinner with Chu Haixi.
You're talking about Minister Cui's concubine, aren't you?
She's not human, she's a demon!
Since my husband married her
he didn't behave properly anymore.
A little girl turning
the Minister of punishments into a crazy person?
I don't believe something like that could happen!
You may leave.
Bring Chu Haixi in for questioning!
Where were you last night between 9 and 11 p.m?
I was with a few friends of mine
until midnight.
They can all testify for me.
You didn't take a nap in between?
Didn't the others
tell you already?
Minister Cui bought the jewelry box for me.
Because I like antiques.
Last night, Minister Cui and I had a fight because he has been feeling restlessly lately.
You saw it, too.
What else do you want to know?
A high-ranking official was killed, everyone's scared.
People are starting
to talk about our country's fate.
Rumors among the folks spread fast.
A head censor died,
a vice minister of punishments, a minister of punishments
and his assistant in his residence?
That's a grand line-up.
Samo, stop playing.
Be serious, won't you?
So strange.
I saw that golden hairpin
locked inside this box.
How did it
end up on that Minister Cui's head?
Let me take a look.
No mistake. This is an antique from Eastern Jin.
It didn't get switched.
Do you still remember
the taoist priest
Minister Cui met in Shiyixuan?
Loosening up the atmosphere here.
I'll check up on it.
All right.
Zisu and I, we'll sort out the background of the four victims.
You take care of this.
There seemed to be some kind of smell
in the drawing room of Minister Cui.
What smell?
The kind of...
I could smell it very faintly,
but I...
Scent is one of the five senses, it's the one closest to your memory.
Are you perhaps able to reconstruct it?
It was the scent of pine needles.
Pine needles?
You are eloping with another man
right after the funeral of Minister Cui?
Were you not afraid people will talk behind your back?
Minister Cui asked his confidant Wang Ren to investigate you in secret.
He knew that you had a lover.
Love begot hate, so Minister Cui had thought about killing you.
He had also threatened you face to face.
Is it true?
Can you tell me something I do not know?
All right.
Then let me know your side of the story.
How do you feel about Minister Cui?
To be honest, I feel disgust.
He married me by force.
But that didn't result in my hatred,
after all, he treated me rather well.
He was just a lonely old man.
Go on.
My father was a priest, specialized in conjuring spirits.
He thought I was gifted in this craft,
so he wanted me to claim his mantle.
However, Minister Cui laid his eyes on me.
After I married into his household, I have been in fact attempting to escape.
I wanted to become a roaming Taoist priestess.
and continue with my studies of magic.
You thought I only wanted to change a husband?
You have really underestimated me.
As you are proficient in appraising antiques,
you should know about the origin of that jewelry box.
I only knew that every one of its previous masters
have died in accidents.
Once, a small family that owned it got exterminated.
But I am just keen on wicked things,
so I egged Minister Cui on buying the box.
The shopkeeper of Canghaige, Mr. Jia, also knows this.
You can ask him.
Do you know how to make things look old
as if it was dug out of an ancient tomb?
For example, this pair of earrings.
What do you want to do?
Use it as a present.
I had one pair that is similar to this.
It was a burial artifact dated back to the Liang Dynasty.
Then will you do me a favor and sell it to me?
Make me a deal.
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Why come here if you don't believe me?
If I am not mistaken,
you bought it from the antique shop Shiyixuan.
How did you know?
Mr. Jia, tell me more, please.
I bid against Mr. Feng Yu of Shiyixuan
to get this jewelry box.
So I know this...
But this is a secret.
I can't tell you just like that.
Mr. Jia, here.
I'd appreciate it if you can tell me.
You are...
It must be concerning the latest case.
Is there any progress in Dalisi?
Sure.
You are letting Chu Haixi go just like that?
Are you sure the case is not related to her?
Yes.
We can't arrest her without evidence.
Boss, I had the jewelry box checked.
There's no problem with it.
But something was wrong
with Mr. Jia, the shopkeeper of Canghaige.
He spoke secretively and looked suspicious.
When I asked more questions, he just cringed.
Keep an eye on him these days.
Okay.
Zisu,
Minister Cui, Censor Zhao,
and Vice Minister Li,
has anyone among them
ruled on a family extermination case?
What if they co-ruled the case?
Ten years ago,
they could have been co-working on a case.
Ten years ago, Minister Cui was the head of Dalisi.
Mr. Zhao was the Vice Minister of Punishments, Vice Minister Li was the Vice Minister of Censor Control.
It could have only been during that year.
Minister Cui was transferred to the Ministry of Punishments very soon.
*The three legal Departments are the Ministry of Punishments, Dalisi and the Court of Censors. So if a case in that year was heard by the three legal Departments*
they should have been jointly in charge.
There was a family extermination case.
I remember that it was in Luoyang City.
That case itself was not that special, but the weird thing is,
the murderer escaped after being sentenced to death,
he still has not been captured yet.
Minister Cui Residence
Chancellor Li,
early this morning, I found that someone has written this,
cursing Minister Cui.
I don't know who holds such grudge against him.
Boss, we also found foot prints on the eave of the veranda in the west.
There are drops of red paint on the ground as well.
The footprints are only on the eaves?
After the perpetrator had broken in,
his feet hardly touched the ground.
Carrying a paint bucket and writing on the wall without his feet touching the ground?
* the ability to move lightly without leaving footprints or the ability to climb walls The guy's Qinggong* could match mine!
I have checked it thoroughly.
It's a case of robbery and murder.
The victim, the Zhangs, was a small family business in Luoyang.
The case was heard by Minister Cui, Censor Zhao and Vice Minister Li jointly.
The name of the murderer is Huang Miao, a local in Luoyang. He used to be a commander of a brigade.
He has been on the run ever since being arrested.
Huang Miao has good martial arts skills,
Qinggong in particular.
His target is the residence of Minister Cui.
This is Huang Miao?
Correct.
He managed to hide for ten years, he must have a way of surviving.
Please help me inquire about him.
I will give it a try.
How's Minister Cui like?
Why do you ask?
I always find that someone who has really committed a crime
wouldn't dare escape the prison.
Thank you.
Take your time.
Add more of this, please.
Take a look!
Candied haws!
Come on! Select one you like!
Wrap it for me, please.
Here you go. Hold it carefully.
Come again next time!
Hey, why are you cutting in line?
I am not.
I queued right here.
I went for the washroom just now, you just didn't notice.
Brothers and sisters, have mercy.
Give me some money, please.
Get lost!
Give me one of it, please.
Safe trip home!
Keep the place for me.
Welcome next time.
How dare you pick my pocket?
You even threw a batch of sand in it?
What trick is that?
A "shadowless hand"?
Come on! Show me!
What else did you steal? Come on.
Do you know who this jade pendant belongs to?
You will be caught and sentenced to a lifetime of hard labor!
Alright, I'm doing you a charity.
I know who the owner is.
Do you think I'm lying?
Answer me,
did you steal this jade from Mr. Feng, the shopkeeper of Shiyixuan on Qingxiang Street?
Yes... yes.
When did you do that?
I remember that it was
on that night when the moon was especially full.
Where were you from 7pm to 9pm on the 15th?
I was taking stock in the shop.
According to witnesses, when the murder happened on night of the 15th,
you were indeed taking stock.
You can go now.
This jade should be yours.
I'm giving it back to you.
Thank you, Chancellor Li!
I couldn't be more grateful.
Found it!
I'm back!
A lady has sent you a parcel.
Dear guest, take care.
She said you know who sent it.
Let me fill up your cup.
Let's go on! Cheers!
Help yourself!
Fill it up.
You can drink a lot!
Yeah, really a lot!
Fill it!
Come on, fill it up.
To you.
Have more of this!
Finish them!
Chu Haixi?
Jia Yi the shopkeeper?
Receipts of Minister Cui for taking bribes from Jia Yi?
Samo, I've got news, the mysterious Taoist priest was arranged
by Jia Yi to embarrass the shopkeeper of Shiyixuan.
The shops Canghaige and Shiyixuan are fierce competitors.
Many old customers know about that. They attack each other whenever they can.
Jia Yi used to hire someone
to make trouble in Shiyixuan.
Look at this.
Mr. Jia! Mr. Jia!
Mr. Jia, may I trouble you for an antique appraisal?
Let me go!
Why are you arresting me?
Because you are guilty of robbing a tomb from the previous dynasty.
Does this look familiar to you?
These are the records of your bribes
to Minister Cui during the recent three years.
Sanpao came to find you before and happened to see you burning the receipts.
I concluded that Minister Cui had evidence on how you accumulated your wealth
and blackmailed you again and again.
But you didn't expect
that he also
kept a copy of the detailed receipts
That Cui! He's a corrupt official!
He abuses his power for personal gains!
He deserved to die!
Suspect Jia Yi, you are suspected of murdering four key court officials
and Scholar Liu, the assistant staff of Minister Cui.
Arrest him for the hearing!
What?
What are you talking about?
I killed someone? Do you have evidence?
I will find the evidence.
So you don't have any evidence!
You idiots!
I'm going to...
Look at this!
An imitation. They look exactly the same.
How is it? My craftsmanship is not bad, is it?
Have a look.
No need to try.
There is no visible differences between mine and the genuine one.
Amateurs!
It's so obvious.
The genuine and the fake ones can be told apart by a single touch!
It is so easy to deceive amateurs like you.
Too easy!
I have figured it out.
Mr. Samo,
Mr. Feng, I've always wanted to visit your shop.
How's your business recently?
Not bad, thanks to you.
It's all thanks to your help getting me out of jail.
I have prepared a modest gift,
I have been meaning to send it to you.
You came just right.
Come on.
It's really kind of you.
We're friends. This is too polite of you!
Mr. Feng, the room is quite elegant.
Take the seat, please.
This scent is quite unusual.
What kind of incense are you burning?
Thousand-year-old agarwood.
Thank you for your helping hand last time.
A tiny gift to show my respect to you.
I'll feel embarrassed to accept your gift.
You are too polite.
But then...
even though the real murderer is still out there,
he will be caught very soon.
Thank you for your effort.
Mr. Samo, don't you wish to open it?
Mr. Feng, your incense is a fake, isn't it?
Why would the thousand-year-old agarwood smell like pine needles?
The scent of pine needles.
Mr. Samo.
Mr. Samo?
Don't move!
Mr. Feng, you hid yourself quite well.
Arrest his accomplice Wang Ren, too.
Vice Manager Wang,
the jewelry box they opened at the time of the murder
was not this genuine jewelry box in front of you,
but an imitation of it, a counterfeit.
A counterfeit?
Yes.
The counterfeit box of the murderer
has been added with spring gears which can shoot out the jewelries.
But shooting out a few jewelries
isn't enough to kill someone.
How do you explain the deaths of the three people?
The real murderer played a time-difference trick to misguide us.
We all couldn't understand how the people could die
immediately after the jewelries flew out,
how they got suffocated and their wrist and finger cut.
The truth is that Minister Cui screaming after seeing the jewelries fly out
and the servants come rushing in
did not happen consecutively.
Minister Cui didn't notice that he was unconscious for a period of time.
The murder and the setting up
of the murder scene happened while
he was unconscious.
Why didn't he know that he was unconscious?
It's because of a special incense.
Yes, correct.
There is a plant in the western regions called Lychnis Fulgens.
It can induce hallucinations.
The incense you extract from it
has a scent of pine needles.
After a person inhales it, he won't have any prior signs,
but if his heart rate increases
he will fall unconscious.
However, the degree of unconsciousness will be shallow,
one can be woken up if he was hit
or shaken.
Because of this shallow degree,
it won't leave blank spaces in your memory.
So when the person wakes up,
he won't notice the gap in his memory.
If, before and after the person faints,
two closely related sceneries are created
to strengthen this person's memory,
he will think that
these two things happened consecutively.
Minister Cui saw the jewelries fly out before he fainted,
when he woke up,
he saw the people seemingly killed by the jewelries.
It turned into a continuous memory of jewelries killing the people.
Shuangye helped me test out the incense,
after falling unconscious from it, you will see a bright light in front of your eyes,
this could have led Minister Cui to believe the jewelries shot out bright light.
This is the incense in the dining room of Shiyixuan when we arrested Mr. Feng.
There is Lychnis Fulgens powder inside the incense.
In the first murder,
someone first lit up this incense.
Wang Ren came into the room at the right moment and led Minister Cui
to the place where the incense was burning.
Minister Cui and the other three victims fainted because of their shock of seeing the jewelries fly out.
At this time, the murderer who hid behind the window came in
and killed the three men.
He then set up the false appearance of the jewelries murdering the people.
At this time, Wang Ren called the servants to rush in and shook Minister Cui who was lying on the floor.
This created a false memory for him.
And how did Minister Cui die?
You took the jewelry box with you,
the golden hairpin was in there.
How did it vanish?
It was swapped.
The second murder was carried out by Wang Ren.
They have two imitations
of the jewelry box.
The one that contains the mechanics, which was used to shock Minister Cui,
was disposed off early.
The second doesn't have any mechanics,
it's the same as the genuine one.
This was used to confuse us.
When I surveyed the murder scene,
it was this second imitation which was standing on the table.
So the one I took with me
was the fake jewelry box containing the golden hairpin.
They took me off guard
and swapped the imitation with the empty genuine box.
How was it swapped?
Wouldn't you have noticed
with such a big box?
Bring him in.
Everyone, this little thief is really someone.
He's called the "shadowless hand".
Not only can he steal something
from your pocket soundlessly,
he can also put sand into it at the same time.
That's because you don't know kung fu,
let him try and steal from me.
Chancellor Liu, I was negligent!
But I was sure I put it safely away.
When did you take it?
Shadowless hand, tell me,
did you swap
my jewelry box?
It was him!
He hired me!
I don't know anything, sir!
Sir!
After the swap,
the golden hairpin went back to Wang Ren.
Afterwards, you sneaked into Minister Cui's study,
burned that incense
and stabbed him.
As his trusted subordinate,
it was easy for you, right?
Chancellor Liu,
Now, let's talk about your motives.
There was a case of family extermination in Luoyang a decade ago.
Every one of the Zhang family was killed.
That case was judged to be a robbery.
A person named Huang Miao was made the scapegoat
who then escaped from jail.
The Ministers responsible
for the hearing of that time
were Minister Cui,
Censor Zhao and Vice Minister Li.
We searched through the old files
and reviewed the process of that case.
We have also visited the witnesses.
We all agree that the case
was not done justice.
Huang Miao was wrongly accused.
I was about to
report this to His Majesty.
You mean, Minister Cui and the other two...
They covered up the real murderer.
We found out why
the Zhang family was killed.
The reason was this jewelry box in your hand.
Ta...Ta...Take it away!
Chancellor Liu, this jewelry box from the Xian'an era is their family heirloom.
A poor humble family with such a priceless antique indeed courts disaster.
The robbers told them to give them this antique. The Zhangs refused, and the whole family was killed.
However, Minister Cui and the other two officials accepted the bribes from the robbers.
They covered up the truth and made an innocent person a scapegoat.
Scholar Liu served as the Cui's aide,
I believe that he is a key person of the Zhang family's extermination.
Only, they didn't expect that two members of the Zhang family survived.
They managed to protect the jewelry box.
After that, they changed their names
and came to Chang'an.
For ten years, they have been waiting for a chance to take revenge.
Buddy.
What else did he let you do?
He also...
He also asked me to steal your money, so I can be caught by you.
Thank you.
They let me see the jade pendant on purpose
and created a false witness for Feng Yu's alibi.
In order to divert our suspicion to Jia Yi
you sent me the evidence of Minister Cui
blackmailing JIa Yi.
It was a good trick.
One stone, two birds.
It's a perfect frame.
Jia Yi called me a fool.
He was quite right.
Because,
I only figured out the truth
when I saw the fake box he made while we were arresting him
and realized the difference in the touch.
Only the staff who work in Minister Cui's house could have made the swap.
And only his trusted subordinate could know about Minister Cui's blackmail business.
That's how I could determine that you're one of the murders.
So why do you say that I am the other one?
Judging by how Wang Ren tried to divert our suspicion, who's the beneficiary?
Plus, Minister Cui was killed when Dalisi was handling this case.
You were in prison.
In order to escape punishment, you created the false appearance
that the jewelry killed the dead.
But why continue your killing spree before the case was closed when you finally found a scapegoat?
I searched the household registrations of you and Wang Ren. After thorough reasoning,
the truth finally came out.
Another girl sent you something again.
What's in it?
None of your business.
Huang Miao is really mysterious.
The unjust case has been righted
and he is off the wanted list.
Notices have been put everywhere on the streets.
Why doesn't he show himself?
He must be in Chang'an.
Who else could have written the curses in Minister Cui's home but him?
But I'm curious about where they got this Lychnis Fulgens from?
This plant was never introduced into our country.
Shuangye.
I've heard a western dealer has recently come to the west market,
he brought many priceless treasures with him.
His medicinal herbs alone included many different kinds.
Do you want to go take a look?
Yes, right now!
Good idea,
the market is about to close.
Be quick!
Do you have a birthday gift
for Shuangye already?
I do.
How is it?
What could be
a good present for a coroner?
Zisu, I think we should go rob a tomb!
And you?
Me?
This is explosion-proof, a must-have for doing autopsies.
You're all here?
Feng Yu and Wang Ren committed suicide in prison.
Delicious candied haws!
Don't cut in line!
No, I was already standing here yesterday.
How can such a big guy be so shameless!
Thank you!
Why are you cutting in line?
What's wrong with you?
You're saying that I cut in line first, that means you admit that you cut in line after me.
Are you not ashamed?
Since we all cut in line,
first come first served. I came first, so I cut in line, first.
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